Limited Time Offer-Poly Dating Continues

He had a profile photo of him sky diving. It's what I get for complimenting it.

Ahhh Smell that? That's a fresh pile of online dating crap!

It's real though, no lie what so ever. People like this bless my inbox on the daily. It's so clear his confidence is at an all time high- but I'm not sure what he was getting at? Body slamming as in WWE? Or slamming bodies as in bow chicka wow-wow? Neither sound fun, or polite to suggest doing on an dating app while you're litterally stuck on the toilet with the stomach bug shits. But mkay Connor.

The only real dating advise is self improvement. And I think most people can do better than him.

Cannibal or innuendo? What do you think?

I'll give it to him, he was a little more smooth than previous men, but still not my style. I chuckled, but why can't we just talk about cool things and enjoy flowing conversations without screaming SEX SEX SEX- I WANT TO HAVE THE SEX!

Blacked out portion is his phone number.

I talk about sex all the time with online dating, it comes up often- but in a respectful and often a platonic way. I'm not a prude what so ever. But I'm not a creep. Colin- no one wants to see your penis.... like no one. If this sort of pick up line works for you... I mean I guess there is someone for everyone?

They say "If you want a man that does stuff, pick a man that does stuff... don't ask me where you will find such a unicorn, but don't expect a donkey to sparkle."- Constance Hall

This dude is a very dull, un-sparklely- ass. What guy calls themselves a "spiritual lesbian"? (the special ones)

I do wish that people were more thoughtful when they considered how we talked to other humans we want to share our lives and bodies with though. Wouldn't that be pretty neat to flirt and actually respect the person you are talking to? I sure hope he doesn't say these things to people in person. I can imagine that now: Sees pretty women in grocery store looking at fruit... Hands piece of paper with number on it and says "If you send me a picture of your pussy, I'll send you what I'm working with!" *wink wink wink wink WINK*

And with that, I'll leave you with an oldie from last year. I knew these screen shots would eventually come in use. Mainly for Laughter, because these men aren't good for anything else.

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This dude I had met once in person prior to this conversation, in his RV trailor- parked beside his sisters place. Date activities were pending, but we ended up only talking all night until 4 am- about religion and science. We didn't even hug. We briefly talked about the option of sex and how he wasn't really much into penetration and was only really interested in oral. However he said he was sick and wouldn't, rather "couldn't" be returning any favors. *cough cough* Riiiiiiight. You sure as heck better know that doesn't fly with me. So I left. None for me? None for you! Days later I got the above messages....BURN MY EYES. But... #TimeIsRunningOut #LimitedTimeOffer #MightEvenLetYouD0ItTwice